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BUILD PLANS

GLONK

Ring Mod — Full Build Docs

Makes any note sound like two notes arguing.

$12.00INSTANT DOWNLOAD

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WHO IS GLONK?

The cheapest freak, and the one most likely to make you unpopular. GLONK multiplies your signal against a square wave carrier, which produces sum and difference frequencies that are related to your original note by absolutely nothing.

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WARNING LABEL

There is no musical setting. Stop looking for it.

GLONK_SPECS.TXT
Difficulty
Beginner-ish — 38 joints
Circuit
Diode ring modulator, tunable carrier
Carrier
20 Hz – 2 kHz square
Build time
One evening

WHAT YOU GET

  • Schematic + layout (PDF)
  • BOM with substitutions that actually work
  • Calibration guide for the carrier oscillator

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